London Calling

I´ve crossed just about everything off my New York tourist list. I´ve done it all and eaten most of it. It´s time to go home, where we mind our own business, and don´t expect tips for what we´re already paid to do, and where we don´t wear hats indoors.

Between that and my now expired travel card, I´m at a loose end for the day. As the credits begin to roll on the new Batman movie, the only half-packed "theatre" starts a rousing round of applause. Sure, it was good, but why are you people are clapping at a screen? Americans...